Author Diana Beebe

I woke up one morning only to realize my parents couldn’t see that I was really a mermaid, and mermaids don’t do windows. As a kid, my parents refused to buy me a unicorn or pay for my pet dragon to have obedience training. Now grown, I have a very well-trained dragon who chases demon squirrels out of the garden.

I write stories filled with all the adventure and magic that Pod People fail to see. Caution: If you are a boring Pod Person, my stories are NOT for you. But for the misfits, dreamers, and mermaids-in-human-form, you will find your home and reconnect with the magic others miss.

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My House: Where Dishwashers Come to Die

Diana Beebe, Mermaids Don't Do Windows, MDDW, Diana Beebe's Blog, science fiction, fantasy, Young adult I think dishwashers hate me. Okay, not really. But I’m pretty sure the scoreboard (if I were to be keeping one) is: Dishwashers 5360394279 Diana 0 Also known as Dishwasher Deathmatch Round 3. Or Round 4? I’ve lost count. Another fresh-out-of-warranty dishwasher, another malfunction. At least this one didn’t destroy my kitchen. The good news … Read the rest

The Beauty of the Tapestry of Life

Diana Beebe, Mermaids Don't Do Windows, MDDW, Diana Beebe's Blog, science fiction, fantasy, Young adult When August announced that she was planning this blog fest again, I was thrilled! Here’s my post from last year’s BOAW Festival. But then, I had no idea what to write about this time. I wrote and deleted at least three different posts. Then, this one emerged from the middle of another idea. Life is … Read the rest

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