Author Diana Beebe

I woke up one morning only to realize my parents couldn’t see that I was really a mermaid, and mermaids don’t do windows. As a kid, my parents refused to buy me a unicorn or pay for my pet dragon to have obedience training. Now grown, I have a very well-trained dragon who chases demon squirrels out of the garden.

I write stories filled with all the adventure and magic that Pod People fail to see. Caution: If you are a boring Pod Person, my stories are NOT for you. But for the misfits, dreamers, and mermaids-in-human-form, you will find your home and reconnect with the magic others miss.

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How a Toothbrush-Stealing Dog Stole My Heart

Diana Beebe, Mermaids Don't Do Windows, MDDW, Diana Beebe's Blog, science fiction, fantasy, Young adult “No.” It’s such a simple word. Right? I’ve tried it a few times with my daughters. Sometimes it works. (LOL) Usually not when dogs are involved though. The first time I said, “No,” I got overruled by my husband who asked questions instead of saying that simple, two-letter word. Our daughter called the animal shelter … Read the rest

My House: Where Dishwashers Come to Die

Diana Beebe, Mermaids Don't Do Windows, MDDW, Diana Beebe's Blog, science fiction, fantasy, Young adult I think dishwashers hate me. Okay, not really. But I’m pretty sure the scoreboard (if I were to be keeping one) is: Dishwashers 5360394279 Diana 0 Also known as Dishwasher Deathmatch Round 3. Or Round 4? I’ve lost count. Another fresh-out-of-warranty dishwasher, another malfunction. At least this one didn’t destroy my kitchen. The good news … Read the rest

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