If something happens to me, my true friends will find a way to destroy my browser history.

Morbid, I know, but funny if you’re a writer and do a lot of research about things that you want to write about but know absolutely nothing about, such as secret societies and conspiracy theories and human sacrifices and scary stuff…

You know, I only know this because my writer friends talk about the topics they research…

*whistles and walks away*

*distracts the readers with a change in subject*

The letter D is very special to me, you know, because of my name. Naturally, most things Diana are my favorites.

Diana was the Roman Goddess of the Moon and the Hunt and childbirth. Also known as Artemis by the Greeks.

Diana Prince was the alter ego of Wonder Woman (who was also an Amazon!). She can even fight with a baby strapped to her back. Balancing work and caregiving is quite a feat.

That Michael Jackson song and the Cabbage Patch Kid commercial from the mid-1980s are sooooo not special to me. Just so we’re clear on that. (And if you don’t know those Diana references, forget I said anything…)

*distracts readers by returning to the original subject*

Here’s more information about removing browser history:

• http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch000510.htm
• http://www.pcworld.com/article/246049/how_to_delete_your_browser_history.html
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_browsing_history

When that moment comes, friends, I’ll whisper my passcodes so you can take care of my phone browsers and my computer browsers. You know I’d do it for you, too.

Would you want someone to destroy your browser history? Or would you leave it for all the world to know your researching history….Squirrel!